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#43
Losers for Rent. Basically, people whose parents/bosses/significant others/etc. think of as losers could hire people to be even more loser-y to make themselves look great in comparison. Like, if an unemployed banker had to go to dinner with his parents who are disappointed in the fact that they paid so much for his education and he still can’t find a job, he could hire someone to play an actress who currently works as a flyer distributor and believes that she’s going to be a huge star once she gets “discovered.” Rates would depend on how big of a loser you need.
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#42
Tooth polish: like nail polish, but for your teeth. It could come in a multitude of colors from white to red to green to black. Why would anyone use a color other than white on their teeth? Genius marketing.
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#41
A farm/ice cream factory. The farm would make the milk and the fruit for flavoring (I don’t know where the chocolate and sugar would come from) and that stuff would go into the ice cream. The best part: the farm would give tours! Kids could pet the cows that the milk comes from and then eat the ice cream straight out of the factory freezer!
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#40
30 Rock from the Sun: a sitcom about 4 aliens who come down to Earth disguised as people who work for NBC.
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#39
A game show called “Woah, Man! What Are You Doing?” The contestants are shown videos of them doing strange things when high, and the contestants need to figure out what they were thinking while they do the weird thing they were doing when high.
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#38
Sexual Harassmints: mints with sexually inappropriate things written on them, for example: “nice tits, babydoll,” and “I’m gonna rape you in the face.”
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#37
A Doctor Who themed amusement park, in which a Doctor look-alike (11 different types available) leads you on an adventure! There’ll even be a bigger-on-the-inside replica of the TARDIS (I’m sure that can be imagineered).
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#36
A show, like a sitcom, where all of the products you see on that show (wardrobe, dinnerware, tchotchkes, art, etc.) can be bought at a store online! Everything would be product placement!
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#35
Everyone should have a chip implanted in their brains. When someone is sexually attracted to someone, the neurons or whatever will send a message to the chip. When two people are attracted to each other, the chips will send messages to each other, and the message will be a loud, audible noise.
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#34
Replace military warfare with sports. Instead of the Army, Navy, Air Force and the Marines, you’d have Basketball, Baseball, Football and Hockey. Instead of going to other countries and bombing them into the stone age, we’d have our teams play their teams. It’s safer, and it’s cheaper. Sure, technological development may subside, but hey, casualties will be severely reduced.
